butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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