OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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