the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
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Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
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Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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