At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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