So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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