It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
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She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
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I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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