after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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