My room smells like vodka and shame
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
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Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
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Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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