9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
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I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
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Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
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