Moan for me like Helen Keller
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
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we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
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