What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Can Purell be used as lube?
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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