she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
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I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
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After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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