I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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