is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
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I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
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Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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