Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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