Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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