No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
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Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
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You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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