he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
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Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
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dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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