How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
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It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
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I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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