I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
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