Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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