The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
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I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Your cock deserves a montage
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
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Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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