i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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