one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Semen is not good for contacts.
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How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
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When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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