Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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