Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
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I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
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My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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