I'm drive I can fine osifer
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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