Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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