i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
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