All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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