So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
The beer is more important than you right now.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
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I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
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Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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