brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
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He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
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Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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