Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I have feelings that need drinking.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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