You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
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I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
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This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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