ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
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who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
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I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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