I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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