if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
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I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
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Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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