I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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