Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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