Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I could fuck to npr.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Randomize
