that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
My brain says no but my pants say off.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
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