just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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