It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
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I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
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I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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