just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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