I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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