We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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