maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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