I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
We got so high we made milksteak
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i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
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Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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