Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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