that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
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I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
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His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
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