she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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