This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
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Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
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I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.