He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
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Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
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I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one