He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
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I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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